?But... What?

So it has been a whole week.

Hugh played on Friday and it was titillating to say the least.
So i was standing behind the bar when this dodgy looking geezer comes up to me and says "can i get a double JD innit" so i pour it for him and he just walks away, goes over to Hugh and starts harassing him. Now i am thinking great there always has to be one at the party. Before i could go over and tell him to leave the musician alone as hes not a juke box out of nowhere he turns around with a mic in his hand and starts beat boxing along with Hugh, then afterwards came up to the bar and asked me how much his drink was, so said "that's 5 quid man"...no not really a gave to him for free, i mean come on the dude has just put down some serious skills and the crowd loved it.

Then came Sunday/Staff Party...
WOW!

The Three Bars

Once upon a time there were three bars.The Union Paddington (Daddy Bar), The Union Chiswick(Mummy Bar), and The Green Room(The best Bar), they decided to have a little get together on a Sunday evening. 

They all gathered at "The Best Bar" and the night started out very civil... 

and then all hell broke loose, people were dancing, singing and laughing. this wasn't suppose to happen it was supposed to be a boring staff party...

Now there are people sliding or at least attempting to slide down the tables...

Now they are dancing on the bar and having water fights...

Now they kissing each other, boys and girls, boys and boys, and Oh Yeah! girls and girls...

Now there falling over, Daddy Bar, Mummy Bar and...

wait The Best Bar is still standing...well barely...

Now there being sick in the back, out the front and on them selves...

Now they are sleeping on the floor, on the pool tables and out the back...

The next day there was not a sound not even a murmur only the left overs of the night before, all the bars went on the merry ways and not a word was said.

The End

You can check out the photos in Eye Candy!